sigger

Sigger: (sig-ger): verb, english, Southern Alabama slang, East Tennessee slang: 1) to fail to hold up your end of the deal, to not do as agreed. 2) to do a socially rude thing. Uses: siggered, siggering, siggerer, siggerous.

History: During the Civil War, a Confederate Colonel by the name of John R. Siggers was responsible for securing a ford near Mossy Creek in the absence of Col. Iris Red Hair. Col. Sigger was injured in an earlier scurmage and said to have lost his mind. Col Sigger was said deemed unfit to return to duty, but he convinced his commanding office Gen. Samuel D. Sturgis to place him in command of the creek ford that offered an easy access to the Confederate flank. Col. Sigger told Gen. Sturgis that he would hold the ford or this name would be forever know as one of incomplete responsibilities. The Union forces under Col. Samuel R. Mott routed Sigger and his defender with a classic flank attack. Col Sigger was killed in the battle, but he sent a dispatch to Gen. Samuel D. Sturgis. In the dispatch Col Sigger said “I have siggered you Sir, and it is damn foul smell too."

This guy has siggered me. I have been siggered again. Roll down the window, you are siggering me. This situation could quickly become siggerous.

by MayMisWil1 February 29, 2008

saggers

Breasts that are quite large, yet hang about the elbows or waste. These usually develop as a symptom of age, as most saggers were once firm and supple. Braziers are often utilized to curb the effect of gravity on saggers, but most women in the saggers-age range, no longer care about the appearance or desirability of their breasts. Also note: certain demographics (often those with excessive exposure to sunlight), have a higher susceptibility of developing saggers.

While your mother's breasts are quite large, they do appear to be of the type that will become saggers in only a couple of years.

by Party Crashers September 17, 2010

saggers

When a womans tits are sagging below her elbows and in some cases bouncing off her belly button. Same as Sagged-out. If she were to turn around too fast they might knock someone down. Lots of major stretch marks that look like the San Andreas fault. When she takes a shit she need to tie them up or toss them over her shoulders to keep them out of the Gator water.

Hey Ted, look at Mollys saggers, they are touching her hip hugger jeans and one of them has actually managed to get into her change pocket.. NOT TOO NICE. Quick call Ringling Brothers,, we have a winner here.

by Dr, James Dillrod June 23, 2006

saggers

We all hate that fuckin slag saggers

SAGGERS! Ho ha ha!

by TT March 27, 2004

siggers

An unnaturally thin penis (thought to have evolved from cigarettes)

Gem: So was he good in bed?
Caroline: Nah, could barely feel him. His dick was like siggers!

by Tbag001 March 19, 2008

Snegger

Sneggering is the art of spraying deodarant on things then slaping them with either a penis (If Male), or corresponding plastic replacement (If Female).
If a person sneggers thing on a regular basis then they are deemed a snegger.

Bob: would you like to snegger my cat
Peetie: yes pls
Bob: EWWW you filthy snegger

or

Bob: so how was your weekend
Peetie: got alot of sneggering done
Bob: EWWW you filthy snegger

by Liketysplikety December 14, 2007

Swegger

A naturally innocent person who needs urban dictionary to understand his/her non-innocent friends

girl: ha ha! name said her boyfriend was playing soggy waffle with his friends and he lost!
girl2: Oh wow! that sucks, embarassing!
Swegger: Whats 'soggy waffle'?
girl/girl2: what a swegger!

by ohdarnhardyharhar November 30, 2009