Second hand dick

kissing someone who just sucked a dick.

Jean was giving Jimmy head, after Jean wanted to kiss Jimmy

Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!

by Fuckingbitchesallthetime October 11, 2015

Second Hand Text

The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.

Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.

by momzadork May 14, 2010

Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment

After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

by FourthFloorGuy69 November 15, 2016

Second-Hand Bitchin'

When a bitch be heated and they took it out on an innocent nigga where the nigga did not do jack shit to deserve it

Olivia took her second-hand bitchin' out on me.

by Gary Boi January 12, 2019

second-hand flirting

Using a friend (preferably the same gender) of someone you're interested in to get the information you want, i.e. sexual orientation, relationship status, social media.

I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?

Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.

by OmniMitch July 26, 2020

Second-hand Embarassment

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded

Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

by Pheeya August 06, 2010

Second Hand Swagger

Swagger that you get because either you are with someone that's got swag, or from borrowing someone's clothing or accessories that gets your swag on.

1. Sally: Whoa, Alex, I never thought you were very cool, but after seeing you and Soulja Boy together, I have to admit, you've got swagger!

Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.

2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.

Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!

by dylankunming July 01, 2011