Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.

"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."

by CRenn September 29, 2018

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is such a scrump!

by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011

scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

Scrump

Noun; a person who is highly unnecessary; to be annoying;

"Stop kicking me you scrump!"

by Clementinemacno August 1, 2017

scrump

v. to eat, chow down, or inhale food rapidly.

"Dude, did you see Katie at the lunch table? Girl was scrumping hard."

by Hunter Ball January 27, 2009

scrump

A dirty south (slurred) form of the word shrimp.

Gon' get some scrump from the sto'.

by R. Bizzle March 1, 2003