1. A male version of douche, designed to cleanse the scrotum. A masculine hygiene product, for the everyday male.
by Groovman January 27, 2008
Get the Scroche mug.The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.
Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)
by A-Mazingness (and then some) March 27, 2009
Get the scrotch mug.To show up to someone else's siege (neither your or an allies) for the sole purpose to battle-loot, PvP, or be an asshole.
The term is derived from such online MMORPGs as Darkfall online, and maybe a few carebears that play WoW.
The term is derived from such online MMORPGs as Darkfall online, and maybe a few carebears that play WoW.
by Rothchild Schnuttervinkle November 29, 2011
Get the Scroach mug.That dude is a scroochmiester
by randomwordpersondude March 31, 2009
Get the scroochmiester mug.Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
by Jamzig May 25, 2011
Get the Scrooche cream mug.by Alola666 August 15, 2015
Get the scrumchucking mug.When your buddy's nutsack is itchy and you scratch it for them. Can also be used when you scratch your own balls and ejaculate.
by PhantomBird529 September 2, 2017
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