scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

scroll

To roll up a blunt with weed.

"yo you want me to scroll that blunt real quik?"

by Scroll Masta April 17, 2007

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

by Yopinski March 23, 2012

Scrollitis

A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.

You know you like it, y'all just want keep scrolling. You got that Scrollitis!

by Miller E February 20, 2015

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015