3-T Scroat

A third testicle surgically added to the male reproductive organs to improve pizzazz levels.

"Hey, man, check out my new 3-T Scroat I had implanted,"

by Ronald Jerimiah December 4, 2009

scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 14, 2013

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

groat my scroat

means anything depend when youre saying it .when annoyed with someone it will mean : oh go fuck off and rub ure moms vigina lips u loser! so thats groat my scroat

when anoyed it means: oh go fuck off and lick ure moms vigina lips u loser!

when in sex it will mean : o yea lick my gootch like that it feels good

and wen drunk and rowdy it means : im looking for a cheap hoocker to bang for tonight anyone know wher i can find one ?

so thats what groat my scroat means

by T,McLeod (Big Mac) February 25, 2010

Up to my scroat in throat

The deepest of deep throats, akin to "up to my nuts in guts"

So I met this girl last night and my god could she go all the way down, I was up to my scroat in throat.

by ChrisP25 March 19, 2013

Scroatee

A Style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the balls. a goatee for your testicles.

Some Girl: I was giving that easbomb guy a hand job. and that motherfuckers scroatee was so nasty i almost threw up. he told me hes been growing it for 3 years now and he wont shave it for me.

Some girls friend: U serious? he must have Some mad style to be sportin' such a mean ball beard

by Je23 January 17, 2008

Scroatee

A beard like formation of public hair found only on the scrotum. This is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scrotum (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. The result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the balls.

Alicia - "So I heard that you and Mike started getting pretty sexual... how's that going?"

Allison - "Not bad I guess..."

Alicia - "?"

Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."

Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."

by CleanShaved February 2, 2010