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Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!
Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016
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Scrundle

A bundle of several digital subscription services, all paid for together, usually at an overall discount rate
I have a great deal on a scrundle of the New York Times online, Bloomberg online, and the Wall Street Journal
by FenderBlender2 March 9, 2022
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Sunnyside Scrambled

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.
Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
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Scraddle

I was so embarrased when i got a scraddle in front of my girlfriend.
by Matt Thomason November 8, 2010
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Scrundle

The scrundle is where the scrotum meets the grundle.
The grundle is where the gooch meets the trundle.
The trundle is where the trouble meets the bundle.
Forundle, foshundle, right straight upside your scrundle.
by worddefinersmith December 25, 2009
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scrambled

The mixed feeling of being drunk and high
After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.
by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009
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sprankled

The very moment when your feet, or more common, your ankle hurts so bad that you feel as if having someone gnawing it off would somehow make you feel better.
I've been standing all day, and now my feet feel like they've been sprankled.
by kouga May 3, 2006
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