Scooter

A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.

Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.

Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.

by Eggulf Hitler December 13, 2012

scootered

to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??

by CSTAR November 21, 2006

scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur

When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.

by Shannabeth February 24, 2011

Scooterism

The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey

Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."

by tokyo82 November 30, 2018

scootering

The act of riding or doing tricks on a scooter. Especially a razor scooter.

Hey Jonas Brothers, get your razors out of the garage and let's go scootering!

by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008

scootered

to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.

We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.

by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008

Scooter

My dog. My dog is fricking awesome. He is also a mini schnauzer.

Scooter: RUFFF RUFF BARK BARK WOOOOOF!

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows July 6, 2019