A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.
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The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."
Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
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