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Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.
Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!
by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012
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three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.
They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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Scalloway

The most amazing place in the world... home to the interesting species of Kerry Petersons...
person A: so where you from?
person B: Scalloway
person A: Aaahh, scalloway, that's awesome...
by scallowaylover December 8, 2011
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Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011
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scallopwned

To be pwned by scallops (can be used with other marine life).
Dude, that guy was scallopwned!
by crazyguy832 December 7, 2006
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scallop fingers

What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.
Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.
by MonRolly August 30, 2017
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scillombo

Tom- have you a loan of a few scillombos until the weekend
George - no
by eonypony May 16, 2008
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