Schwasted

The act of getting so wasted you add "Sch".

-Can be used simultaneously with Schwipsy

1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!

2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy

by DubbinMau5 September 9, 2010

schwasted

beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.

dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.

by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 13, 2010

schwasted

Schwasted: when you are really drumk mixing shitty and wasted.

i am getting schwasted tonight.

by d.1-72 March 26, 2012

schwaggered

A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013

Schwasted

Shit Hammered Wasted

Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao

by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014

Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016

Schwasted

The act of being both schwifty and wasted.

“We are about to get so schwasted at the party tonight!”

by Jefferson Ironflex April 21, 2018