schwarble

When you want to go down on your lady and she is not about it, but you make her about it.

She didn’t want any cunnilingus but he schwarbled his way in there.

by 130xis April 7, 2025

The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being

The feeling one gets watching Schwab-Schwab-Nes score goal after goal, knowing deep down there will never be another beer league hockey line like them.

"When they scored 3 goals again, it was pure magic — The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being."

by Bib41 December 21, 2025