Scruff McGruff

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".

"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003

scruffpuppie

an amazing singer that should deserve the world. He plays alternative indie type music. He's chill and has a great personality. Oh and by the way did I mention he plays the guitar and sings amazingly. Everyone go check out his music its the most heartfelt stuff I've ever heard.

scruffpuppie is the best

by luvvema July 10, 2019

apple scruff

A die hard Beatles fan

In the fog and in the rain
Through the pleasures and the pain
On the step outside you stand
With your flowers in your hand,
My Apple Scruffs

by street_spirit February 12, 2005

scruff flaps

Labia which happen to belong to a women of dubious cleanliness / moral standards. This does NOT ALWAYS refer to a physcially dirty vagina but may indeed purely indicate distaste with the persons behaviour. Originating in the UK.

"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"

by scruff flaps March 26, 2008

Liquor Store Scruff

A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught

-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"

by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011

neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010