Schroder

verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.

"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"

by maxthecashier August 20, 2009

Schroder

Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.

I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!

by Uber Schroder October 25, 2010

Schroeder

Noun/Adjective

When you are not giving the teacher a proper level of respect they wish for. Regardless of the way they act towards other teachers and students.

"Man Billy, wasn't our teacher such a Schroeder today."

by Captain_supa_fly June 23, 2016

schroder

A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.

Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.

by Tim T. November 23, 2004

Schroder

A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.

Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004

Schroder

it can be used either is a noun or an adjective. This word is used to describe a person who is a complete "square," "dork," or "jerk".

" Quit being a schroder and change the television"
" that guy at kinko's was a schroder"
"shut your mouth schroder"

by Daniel Cohen July 26, 2006