Schmeesing

Using your friend's dick to eat mac and cheese or other small foods alike

yo bro can you come over? I wanna do schmeesing.

by MonkeManTheMasturbator April 13, 2023

Screeling

Scrolling reels on instagram

I have been screeling on instagram, all day long

by Iccyfire December 10, 2023

schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"

by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024

Scheering

To steal from one's country and political party and then criticize others for doing the same. Worse than hypocrisy.

John is scheering Tom's bicycle and blamed Fred for it.

by ifyoufall April 19, 2024

Sheelings

Feelings that women confuse with truth.

- you have been IGNORING me all day!
- no babe, I’ve been busy at work, stop projecting your sheelings on me

by Somepersononline543210 May 22, 2025

Screeling

The act of oneself, doomscrolling reels on the mark Zuckerberg app. Scroll + Reel = Screeling

This for all the women over 50 to tell their kids they learned a new word.

I'm Screeling, because I'm bored.

by WordsMyth69 June 5, 2025

Screeling

Word: screeling
Pronunciation: /skree-ling/
Part of speech: noun; verb (informal, slang)

Definition:

1) Screeling is an act of scrolling reels.

2) The act of continuously scrolling short-form videos, especially on mobile apps.

3) To pass time by watching short reels or clips without a specific purpose.

Origin:
Blend of scrolling + reels.

Register: informal, Gen Z / Gen Alpha slang

“I planned to study but ended up screeling for two hours.”
“Stop screeling and open your biology book, Mr. Bored.”
“Bro’s not tuff, he’s just screeling all night.”

by Nightes February 28, 2026