Scorkel

A scorkel is a drop of piss that drips off the penis onto the legs once you have replaced your member after urinating.

Bollocks jim, i've just scorkelled down my leg, need to remember to shake it properly from now on!

by AnthonyJB February 27, 2008

Schnorked

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

shorkel

A Member of the Illuminati

I AM A shorkel .EVAN, ROBERT, COLLYN, THIS IS JEAN, HOW ARE YOU.

by Xx_Jean_xX April 28, 2015

schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

schorchy

A person who is so sexy and and smart.

“Drea is such a schorchy. She’s so sexy”

by Dre drea October 8, 2020

scork

when one man is underwater at least 12 feet deep and repeatedly cranks the cork

crispin: hey i went swimmin yesterday
crebby: oh yeah did you see that guy scork?

by Jinno January 6, 2008

schook

1. sound made when finger shanking someone

2. the act of finger shanking; usually done by forcefully jabbing one's thumb into another's body as if to reenact a prison shank

1. "Schook!" was the sound I made as I finger shanked Mandy in her stomach.

2. Jenny got schooked when she tried to steal my Snickers bar.

by charwash March 30, 2005