schlitzing

Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.

I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me

by schlitzy December 6, 2013

schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

by buschram September 1, 2016

schmuling

Spending endless hours on the Smule app.

"Bradley has been schmuling for hours."
"John lost his voice because he spent 7 hours schmuling."

by t2damitch October 8, 2017

Schmunging

The act of putting your schmungus, inside a female of your species, and violently spinning your body around whilst inside to cause internal damage, or decrease their morale.

My girlfriend was cheating on me, so I hid the fact I had known, and begun the Schmunging

by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024

Schmurking

The act of ejaculating and sucking it back up through the penis

The man was schmurking so that he didn’t have to pay child support.

by The Schmurker February 19, 2024

Schmuking

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.

I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming

by Schmuking December 8, 2024

Schultzing

When a twin fucks his brother in the ass

"Oh man, did you hear about the Herbert twins... they got so drunk and started schultzing at the party"

by Steve Bannon's Dog September 9, 2025