schlurgin durgin

the sound derf makes when he gets surprised (similar to oi vey)... or a german cowboy.

That there schlurgin durgin just did a hoot of a job. Yee Haw.

by kpowpow August 22, 2010

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

schlorbinh

To do something extremely funny to a person of color

I'm going to schlorbinh all over this guy's family.
He did that very schlorbinh.

by bulgariafan28 June 16, 2023

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

schmokin'

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.

"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"

by that.girl June 26, 2007