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Mr.Schmidt

Mr.Schmidt looks at everyone's booty holes and has a major over bite
by clobamacare February 25, 2020
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Rolli Schmidt

Depressed young German boy who has talent in dancing and has a hit song was ist dein Lieblingsfach with his Girlfriend called Rita
My name is Rolli Schmidt. RITA HAS CAPTURED ME. I BEGGED FOR MERCY BUT SHE WONT LET ME GO TO MY FAMILY.
by DietJair December 23, 2021
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Schmidt

"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"
by kindofabigdeal2012 July 8, 2012
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Schmoigle

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle
by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019
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Schmidhead

A Schmidhead is traditionally performed by either Kathie(nice hillbilly spelling) or Bob Schmid. Pulling a Schmidhead occurs when either Bob or Kathie befriend someone for the sole purpose of using them. They operate under the guise of being decent people. They are so self absorbed that even their own children are neglected.
In order to staff his side business, Bob actually "pimped" his daughter. To keep Chad happy and employed, Bob agreed to let the two sleep together under his roof. Oops, I forgot to mention that she was a junior in high school at the time. Bob, father of the year you are not. You and you wife, are complete pieces of shit.
"Hey Bill, you really "tried" to fuck those people over. Your a real Schmidhead."
by the playa January 24, 2005
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Schmock

Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.
look at this schmock
by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009
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Schmidtfaced

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam
Ready to get schmidtfaced !
by RRNA104 October 25, 2019
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