Shmangin

Smashing semen back up into one's urethra.

Niel fixed his premature ejaculation by "Shamngin"

I bet I can shmang more than you in a minute!

Shmangin

by Cocktarts October 10, 2012

Schmawing

To schmooze. To make small talk for connections. To talk with aquaintance to boost yourself in thier eyes. To make buisness connections or aquaintance. To meet others with same interest.

I said to Bill that I was schmawing with John so my band could play at his show.

by Moe J December 8, 2007

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

schmogging

walking around in the grass with cloggs on

I had this dream and this 87 year old guy was like are you schmogging???????

by Bobby Ruocco May 9, 2007

Schmunging

The act of putting your schmungus, inside a female of your species, and violently spinning your body around whilst inside to cause internal damage, or decrease their morale.

My girlfriend was cheating on me, so I hid the fact I had known, and begun the Schmunging

by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024

schranking

The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.

Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."

by I used to be Denny Crane March 14, 2010

schmagigglaloscopacopia

A cornucopia of schmagigglaloscopes; generally consists of six to eight assorted schmagigglaloscopes arranged in a generally aesthetic way. scientists often use them to schmagiggle DNA, and as centerpieces for the table at a Thanksgiving dinner.

My little billy brought home a schmagigglaloscopacopia he made in school today for thanksgiving.

by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012