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schloopeh

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.
Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.
by Amykinz November 6, 2007
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schlommpings

The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.
I gave my bestfriend good schlommpings last week.
by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011
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schloop

(n.) To hella creep on someone. It can also be used any way, as long as it has a negative connotation. It really is the perfect word, not only does it sound cool, but it sounds creepy which makes it perfect to use! It also rolls off the tongue easily.

Alternatives:
(v) Schloopin
(n) Schlooper
That guy hella schlooped on me, he won't leave me alone.
Wow, what a schloop!
I was sitting there, then he schlooped up my chair when I left.
He is such a schloop.
by owlee22 April 4, 2013
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schloop

A circular, curvaceous blob. Can also be used as a verb: schlooping.

Origin: Jewish painter
I like the shape the of those schloops.

The texture is schlooping.
by TheOnlyJuan November 13, 2013
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schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)
Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!
by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018
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Schloopy

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.
Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!
by yanoboner July 7, 2010
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schlongpacker

1) Indicates a guy who is being a dick. 2) Term of endearment, usually used by a woman, to describe a man and what he is packing.
"That guy with the strap on his sunglasses and the boat shoes is a total schlongpacker."
by lfv May 23, 2008
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