schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schlamiel

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.

The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.

by zornorf January 7, 2016

schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

schwammie

The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.

The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.

I just got schwammed.

This dealer has been taking all of my money. Schwamm Schwamm.

Watch out for the Schwammie.

by Udeson January 31, 2007

Shimmied

To be in a state of total degeneracy as a result of alcohol and or drugs. You generaly act like a mutt and stumble uncontrolably resulting in taunts from on lookers and or the lia.

Look at that dude he is totally shimmied, what a degenerate mutt.

by Sampson the bird September 19, 2005