Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 4, 2021

Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

Schlastic

The ability to stretch, especially in the vaginal area.

by Pathogen October 29, 2003

Schlastic

some one with too much time on their hands. see also toomuchtimicus

Kyle Is Schlastic

by Impact October 31, 2003

schlap

To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner.

Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.

also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.

#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me."

#2 "one good schlap deserves another"

by yourmotherthepope July 1, 2007

schlapskie

Rubbish; nonsense. Also used to describe resentment towards a certain object or person.

That story is total schlapskie!

by Aidan Jalali January 17, 2005

schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009