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Schmick

Verb: “Schmick” To jerk off, male masturbation, spank the monkey.

Made popular by the men’s rowing team at the University of Michigan
“Man I haven’t schmicked in over a week, I’ve built up so much tension
by BenDover12x March 9, 2024
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Trey Schmickey

Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see
by spf004 February 14, 2021
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Pull a schmicky

When you get loaded and go home to beat your wife
At the divorce hearing Marks wife said he constantly would pull a schmicky on her
by akafume April 25, 2019
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