schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.

My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.

by anglerofmen December 6, 2010

poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.

example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.

by lorielle September 24, 2007

Schediaphile

A person who is attracted to sexually attracted to anime characters

Yeah, I caught John trying to have anal sex with his his anime body pillow, he’s such a schediaphile

by Shadoom77 August 13, 2018

schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.

"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.

by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016

Schehat

Schehat is the friend from whom you can copy the homework

I have my own Schehat

by ZarZirbel July 14, 2021

Kyle Scheetz

A disgusting human being that puts mayonnaise on hot dogs, breathes loudly, and sucks at playing games.

"Man, why would you put mayo on hot dogs, you must be a Kyle Scheetz"

"Man, that Kyle kid is sexy"

by Longman1 April 26, 2019

crew scheduler

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.

The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.

by Corlyann February 7, 2006