A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.
Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"
Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!
Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.
Example 3:
Susan: Watcha doin'?
James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?
Susan:...
James:...
Susan: *pokes forehead*
Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o
Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"
Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!
Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.
Example 3:
Susan: Watcha doin'?
James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?
Susan:...
James:...
Susan: *pokes forehead*
Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o
Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*
by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011
Get the smarticles mug.Someone who is very intelligent or smart. A noun for someone who has a lot of knowledge or has exhibited quite intelligent traits.
Drea: "I DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR CANCER!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"
Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"
Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"
by Harriet.Potter August 18, 2009
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In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.
They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.
They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.
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Get the smartickle mug.An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.
Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).
Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).
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