scarcasm

A comment that has hidden sarcasm, but sounds positive. Often used by someone losing but makes a comment that may on appearance appear that opposite is happening. For example a player might say "this team is truly awesome," or "great battle"... even though this players team is being pummeled and is behind 46 to zero. Basically hiding the scars of defeat.

Bob exclaimed "victory, victory, victory" even though his team lost 25-0... now thats some great scarcasm

by ghosttexas February 22, 2018

stargasmic

having star qualities and being orgasmic at the same time.

that girl is very stargasmic. check out www.myspace.com/djstargrl

by stargasmic August 5, 2009

scorgasm

when someone gets WAYYYYY too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up spunking on their xbox controller so that the buttons get stuck

Person 1; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Person 2; whoa what the hell man?!
Person 1; I think i just jizzed over that.
Person 2; NOT ON MY FUCKING CONTROLLER AGAIN?!
Person 1; ooops?
Person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
Person 1; nice one
Person 2; wow, that was some scorgasm!!!!!

by fajjjjj December 23, 2010

Sargasm

When sarcasm is used so effectively, it becomes orgasmic to read or hear.

"Jesus, what a sargasm."
"Lmao, that was sargasmic."

by Seabasilisk May 11, 2019

Scarcasm

When someone uses sarcasm in a way where it scars the user, hence the term scarcasm. See sarcasm and scarcastic.

Alex: You're SO pretty.

Kaylin: -cries- Why do you have use scarcasm so much?

by Silver Haku October 18, 2008

Sargasm

When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.

I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.

by Rowdypanda December 1, 2010

scarcasm

Scarcasm, n. clever but very unkind comments that leave a scar on the recipient. A stronger form of sarcasm that is directed towards someone who is especially sensitive and is permanently "scarred" by the cutting remark.
Also Scarcastic, adj.

"Why isn't your sister coming to the house warming party?" " "Oh, she has been having a hard time dealing with her boss' scarcasm - the other day he made an especially cruel comment about the size of her nose and now she's even more self conscience in new social situations.That guy is such an ass."

by Devon Dellaversana August 21, 2007