scarecrow bitch

scarecrow bitch: is a female that is dum and not intelligent and is falling apart, just like a scarecrow the hay is always falling out and scarecrow don't have a brain she can't think straight is crazy and has many fears

You don't have a life, you scarecrow bitch.

by Oracle11 May 12, 2017

scarecrow sexual

A person who gets turned on from scarecrows and wants to have relation ships with them

Hey billy loves the scarecrows

Isn't he scarecrow sexual
yes i suppose he is

by Billygamer44444 December 19, 2017

Urban Scarecrow

An officer of the law.

Things have been quiet down at the projects since they got a an urban scarecrow.

by ireallyamtheman March 12, 2012

The Hairy Scarecrow

A female companion who has an exessive amount of pubic hairs, and smells like horse feed. Also has no emotion or satisfaction during sexual intercourse, due to over exsessive intercourse with more than one guy at a time.
(a smelly slut)

the girl who workes at the corner of of avenue Q and Martin Luther King Blvd. Or also known as "The Hairy Scarecrow"

by Killa1992 January 27, 2010

Scarecrow

A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .

Man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but I put up with her to make my husband happy .

That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .

by MohawkedGirlyGirl September 19, 2013

Scarecrow

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008

scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009