wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

by dedbult November 27, 2010

Spanner Water

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005

Sconner

When a person has no pubic hair they are known as a sconner. (Derogatory)

WestMidlands,U.K decent

Daphney:I saw Stuart showering he had no pubes, he's a sconner.

by Tomo1811 March 17, 2008

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

Scanger

A rough city/town knack living in Ireland, wears fake burberry hats at 45 degree angle to head,that doesnt block anything even the video camera guys.Tracksuit pants white runners celtic jerseys,try to start arguments anywhere steal peoples phones/purses milk toilet roll hair brush you name it they want it

What a pack of scangers!
thats a frickin scangercity

by Marie May 13, 2005

Scanderbeg

Scanderbeg (alb: Gjergj Kastrioti Skenderbeu) is the albanian antional hero.
Born in albania, but taken away from the turkish at an early age, he was distinguished as one of the best officers of the Ottoman empire. During one of his battles he turned back to his motherland to form an army and fight against the turks.
He is remembered as the first prince who defeated the Ottoman army.He is remembered as the first prince who defeated the Ottoman army.

Who was the first one to defeat the ottoman army?-Scanderbeg

by Lindicool June 17, 2008