poop scarfer

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003

knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock

Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015

Snafferbuffle

A common, usually tropical flavored, topping for a cannabis muffin that originated from an Asian stoner. It can be any shape or size, but is most commonly found in the likeness of male and/or female genitalia.

Jessica: Hey Max! Did you get the Snafferbuffles for the weed muffins?

by Jessaberrystoner May 31, 2016

Slaffering

The act of performing sexual acts often in public parks with dogs, often with multiple dogs salivating all over a person as they masturbate.

The man was arrested for Slaffering in the park with a Bernese Mountain dog, a Bull Terrier and a Saint Bernard.

by Waystar August 9, 2019