Fister saster caster unit

An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.

Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.

by Mergeman September 30, 2008

saunter

To lag, tarry, loiter, stay behind.

The group sauntered to admire the beautiful artwork of the prestigious artist.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Jaunty Saunter

A sex act wherein a person urinates on their partner in a public park.

(Jolly Holiday, from the Mary Poppins broadway musical)
"Let's go for a jaunty saunter,
You are bound to make your mark!
Looks like all of you were born to
take a promenade in the park!"

by Grank April 22, 2011

shuster

1. to choke
2. to miss the game winning shot
3. to repeatedly miss the game winning shot
4. a person who does not do well under pressure

(missing the game winning free throw with .1 seconds left on the clock)

- "You really shustered that one"

- "You are such a shuster!
Antonym: Clutch

by wets0909 February 19, 2010

susterious

the combination of the words suspicious and mysterious

i shrugged susteriously at the notion that it was i who put the knife into mr. bentley's back

by hangry February 24, 2015

sustersick

he is my tech teacher and he is cool and he yells at me because i play google feud unsted of working on jasper

hi sustersick

by mapa bitch March 22, 2018

Shuster

When you start to make out with someone and they try to french kiss you but you reject

Guy: "What just happened?"
Girl: "Oh, I shustered you."

by XInsanity April 2, 2019