samurai slam

When your watching an awesome movie, and you miss the best part of the movie because you need to take a tremendous shit.

Bill needs to take a samurai slam.

by front_line_soldier April 29, 2005

samurai champloo

an anime show with ridiculously good music

wow samurai champloo has ridiculously good music!

by zebo October 6, 2005

Dirty Samurai

Right before ejaculation, the male spreads his legs, bends his knees, grabs his member with both hands, and yells "Kyaaaaah" at the top of his lungs while ejaculating.

May or may not actually involve sex.

I gave Cathy the Dirty Samurai last night. Gotta clean the carpet now.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 15, 2008

samurai

A social class of Japan formed in the 12th century during the conflict between the Taira and Minamoto families during the Heian Era. The elite of society, they were the only class allowed to wear a sword in public (the longer katana and the shorter wakizashi). They refer to themselves as "bushi" rather than "samurai". Each samurai is trained in the art of warfare, martial arts, the sword, or the spear as well as in the way of Bushido. Each region developed their own unique style of swordsmanship or kenjutsu (such as Yagyu Shinkage-ryu as opposed to Itto-ryu) . The samurai is a cultural symbol of the ideal traits of the Japanese people- loyalty, honor,a centered mind, and attention to detail. During times of peace (Tokugawa Shogunate, 1600s+)the samurai would become artisans, farmers, or idlers (ronins/vagabonds). Their decline came in the late 19th century, with the Westernization of Japan and the advancements in weaponry.

Samurai during the 19th century spent more time drinking sake than fighting.

by kshinomori June 29, 2004

Samurai Wrong

A slang term amongst certain internet communities to denote an egregious degree of wrongness, incorrectness, or inaccuracy. The phrase was coined in mid 2005 when someone organized a viewing of Akira Kurosawa's film "The Seven Samurai". Unforunately the listing advertising the showtime of the film was from 2003.

The Mars probe crashed because the flight team didn't convert english measurements to metric? Man, that's not just wrong, it's Samurai Wrong!

by scarymike July 30, 2005

Samormon

A person who is both Samoan and follows the Mormon religion.

Manti Te'O had a wild buffet at the church. Those Samormon's throw a wild Luau style meal!

by sesmith70 January 19, 2013

white samurai

A specific type of "white-knight" in which the male is also a weeaboo.

Bro! Did you see Jimmy last night? He took on five guys in Elder Scrolls Online with nothing but a katana... Just because they insulted some random girl! And all while watching hentai on his second monitor! He is such a white samurai.

by RIP R6-D9 May 28, 2017