Boy1: Yoo mate my new math teacher is a fucking Samir, definitely gonna fail this class now.
Boy2: That suck bro, we should find him behind the school and beat him to death.
Boy2: That suck bro, we should find him behind the school and beat him to death.
by Krille E January 28, 2020
The most homosexual being in the world and even the entire world, this person enjoys rigorous fisting and the most extreme of sexual positions. His asshole capacity is far superior to all others and can even fit a replica of the Empire State Building or even a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson action figure.
by HeterosexualGod October 11, 2018
A weed smoking individual who appears to resemble a smurf or referee. If you see a samir he is most likely to be addicted to marijuana.
Guy : "who's that ugly blue mother fucker with the striped t-shirt! He looks stoned!"
Guy 2: "oh that's samir"
Guy 2: "oh that's samir"
by abdulbinshabaz August 1, 2011
He is a nice gentle boy who doesn't talk a lot. He is a friendly person, you might wish that he is your friend.
by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 22, 2018
Top G. Samir gets chicks and fucks bitches. Don't let your girl near a Samir, else they are gonna get 12 inches of horse cock
by eatadickcunt#oaks November 6, 2022
by (====3 April 29, 2011