Samir

Some ugly Arab who decided to be a math teacher and is horrible at it.

Boy1: Yoo mate my new math teacher is a fucking Samir, definitely gonna fail this class now.
Boy2: That suck bro, we should find him behind the school and beat him to death.

by Krille E January 28, 2020

Samir

The most homosexual being in the world and even the entire world, this person enjoys rigorous fisting and the most extreme of sexual positions. His asshole capacity is far superior to all others and can even fit a replica of the Empire State Building or even a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson action figure.

Samir got fucked so raw in the ass last night by this guy named Jesus.

by HeterosexualGod October 10, 2018

Samir

A weed smoking individual who appears to resemble a smurf or referee. If you see a samir he is most likely to be addicted to marijuana.

Guy : "who's that ugly blue mother fucker with the striped t-shirt! He looks stoned!"

Guy 2: "oh that's samir"

by abdulbinshabaz August 1, 2011

Samir

Top G. Samir gets chicks and fucks bitches. Don't let your girl near a Samir, else they are gonna get 12 inches of horse cock

Have you seen Samir's horse cock?
I have, so have astronauts

by eatadickcunt#oaks November 6, 2022

Samir

He is a nice gentle boy who doesn't talk a lot. He is a friendly person, you might wish that he is your friend.

Samir, the new boy, became the most popular in the class.

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 22, 2018

Samir

GAY, samir is the gayest guy

that guy is samir

by samirisgayyyy October 16, 2019

Samir

The slang term for the sack that holds a mans testicles...

Dude, my samir is itching so bad right now, i think i caught your crabs.

by (====3 May 21, 2011