A word referring to a male that likes to date older women. Similar to a trout (swims downstream in age) who is a 40+ male that likes to date 20 year olds, a salmon (swims upstream in age) is a 20-30 year old that likes to date cougars.
Man, did you see my homey Donny, that salmon slayed 4 cougars last night at the Mix nightclub in Sacramento.
That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.
That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.
by Sgt. Da Danko December 29, 2010
After a guy blows his load in either the chicks pussy or ass, he proceeds to piss inside her to send the eggs up stream....like a salmon
by Thebull01 August 26, 2006
Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..
by Bevlar March 01, 2010
When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
by alarmchrono December 18, 2018
the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010