saltoria

A RELATIONSHIP THAT NEVER WORKS OUT. JUST STOP TRYING.

"SALTORIA is just... no... it's just... NO."

by randommm1234 September 2, 2017

salvadorian people

Thots

I hate the thotties they are bitches that eat hella fuck and eat Salvadorian people pussy

by 11111q111q1esusjdbfkdnc December 13, 2017

sartorian

Someone that truly loves a boy called Jacob Sartorius and that’s lit and loved

#SARTORIANS vs everybody

by kingjacobsrtr September 22, 2018

Sartorians

a Sartorians is the name of the strongest fandom of Jacob Sartorius. And it filled with fangirls or fanboy of Jacob who will forever support him and will be by his side no matter what happen. All Sartorians are nice and always supportive on each other. A Sartorians is also talented and creative. some of them can make edits, draw, fanfiction etc! if you're new to the Jacob fandom, then you are a Sartorians, we always welcome people who new in this fandom💗

Person: "Omg i love their edits! they also seems nice! who are they?"
Person 2: "they are Sartorians"

by tashasartorius(betterwjacob) October 23, 2018

Salathian

A Prince Who Gives . And Also Someone Who Is Protective & Dangerous , Dont Cross That Line Because You Cant Go Back .

Dont Play With Him , Thats Salathian .

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Satorian Absurdism

A psychological and social consequence of the generational culture divide and the introduction of the internet to youth, especially late Milennials/Gen Z, who conform to Satorian Ideals of nihilism, hopelessness, keen awareness, and a lethargic attitude to much of life's troubles. This has created a strange group of individuals who are totally alien from other generations, and who's motivations, personality, interests, and lifestyle are combinations and variations of infinite (often online factors) totally unseen in prior years. In simple terms, it is the extreme complexity of today's youth, and is what isolates them from their peers. In terms of personality, interests, and desire, they can be seen as "absurdist", or difficult to explain. In a sort-of faux mental-illness type way, where understanding what's going on in their head would take an entire wiki, and often a reason is lacking. It embraces the chaos of reality in the most nihilistic (and directionless) way possible.

tl;dr, the depressing autistic nihilistic absurdist way the Satori generation navigates reality.

That Trump Shooter's motivation is unclear, might be another case of Satorian Absurdism.

by b4guette July 16, 2024

El Salvadorian jackal jerking

when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved

bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper

by end me42069 April 18, 2025