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a variation of the mafia phrase " your signature or your brains"
Whereas your signature or your brains as a phrase should be kept in Mario Puzos The Godfather, the phrase your signature or your salary means...that you can fire any incompetent federal bureaucrat.
by Sexydimma February 16, 2025
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Salary

Honestly I would really only need about 50,000 a year barring some kind of extra expense like kids or a house or something. Like... If 20% of my monthly income went to my loving expenses I would have everything I needed. 5000 a month? Yeah so between 50 and 60 thousand.
Hym "That's all I would need really for salary and I would even have enough left over to hire a sexy maid."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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*salary cutting noises*

A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).

The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.
Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*
by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025
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Salary

Salary means a payment you get when you work a job.
My boss would not give me my salary
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Salary slave

A person who lives paycheck to paycheck, usually the same amount every time.
Patrick manages this store, so he’s a salary slave.”
by Sunny sunflower October 13, 2023
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