A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.
BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME
BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME
Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."
by NotoriousG July 11, 2020
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skeemer is pretty much like the typical playa playa.
they skeem, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side, so even if they have a girlfriend/boyfrend or if they're talking to they, still looking and tryna get with other peoplee.
they skeem, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side, so even if they have a girlfriend/boyfrend or if they're talking to they, still looking and tryna get with other peoplee.
" Angelo is sucha skeemer ! " anne said.
" but hes my boyfriend ? " she said.
" well look @ him over there w/ that other girl! "
" but hes my boyfriend ? " she said.
" well look @ him over there w/ that other girl! "
by olivia<3 March 26, 2008
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I was stalking that guy the other day and after reading the gizmodo articles he posted and listening to saviour on his myspace, I couldn't help thinking out loud 'damn he's such a sameem'!
by ugh203 February 7, 2010
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verb- (so many meanings) it replaced the verb that should be there.
origin: CT
verb- (so many meanings) it replaced the verb that should be there.
origin: CT
I skeemed on da gurl.
That ho wuz just a skeem.
I just skeemed da test.
I'm bout to skeem up somethin crazy.
I need to skeem a job.
Dat bill skeemed me out of money
That ho wuz just a skeem.
I just skeemed da test.
I'm bout to skeem up somethin crazy.
I need to skeem a job.
Dat bill skeemed me out of money
by Jay Perk March 8, 2005
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sake induced pillow talk
sake induced pillow talk
by bnorton March 15, 2008
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(skee-mah-si-ta)
1. A famale version of a skeemer
2. Friendly way to say Little skeemer.
3. Jessica C. Vaquerano
4. To trick with good intentions.
(skee-mah-si-ta)
1. A famale version of a skeemer
2. Friendly way to say Little skeemer.
3. Jessica C. Vaquerano
4. To trick with good intentions.
by EvM-CEO July 7, 2011
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