saftu

my darling sweet baby angel, kindest soul to ever exist. i love this man with all my heart. he is heaven on earth. he makes me feel safe and makes my heart feel warm whenever i think of him.

someone: is that saftu?

me: YES HOLY SHIT AWOOOOGA WOOF WOFOF AHHWKAKAOKQOAKAA HEHAHAHHWHAHA

by puddingu January 22, 2022

Tucson Saftey Switch

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

SATGD

shits about to go down

rach always says SATGD

by charbar July 9, 2004

safegasm

self induced orgasm before a date

I need a safegasm before my date with Sara.

by halestone15 February 6, 2009

SAFT

SAFT is an acronym for Sick As Fuck Tho.
A word that has been derived from the streets.
Its often used by poor people, straight gangsters and bad asses to show respect and admiration.

Also used to describe a glorious even.

Deven's new BMW for his 16th birthday is SAFT!

Deven and I took home 4 THOTS in his BMW, it was SAFT!

by Valiient May 29, 2016

saftey

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008

saltgun

A gun or a weapon likely or projecting a target, and its missile or bullet is rock salt. It is used to kill paranormal objects that could appear around us like genie, ghost or even evil souls.

It's a new definition from Supernatural series. Those Winchests own the saltgun.

" Dude, hold the saltgun, please. "
" Have you refill the saltgun? "
" Yea, I have done it. "
" Right target to kill these craps! "

by Neuroneuster May 16, 2007