mr sacco

The best social studies ever to walk the earth. He has god-given hair and is totally cool. He has almighty powers to kill anyone that makes him upset just by staring at them. He is basically Chuck Norris x3. If you thought Chuck Norris was bad-ass, you obviously have never seen mr sacco. According to ancient myth, mr sacco was a demigod, or possibly even a god himself, and in true form, you would not be able to set your eyes upon him. Although, it may as well be the same in his mortal from. And no, he is NOT that Ron Pope guy. He is 20 times better looking and is not a queer. Just by saying his name, you have cursed yourself. Oh and by the way, Chuck Norris is a descendant of the almighty Sacco. If you have never heard of a Mr sacco, you probably have heard of his other known aliases. Some being a) The Sacconater. b) The Sacasaurus. or c) JESUS. *CAUTION* If you see or hear a warning about a Mr Sacco nearby. Run as fast as you can away rom him for dear life (even though we both know you won't escape.) Oh and also, Mr Sacco's favorite students are Brendan and James, (mostly Brendan though) who created this present.
And please Mr Sacco, hang this on the side of your cart in memory of us.

Example 1- Mr Sacco walks in a bar.

Bystander 1- ITS A MR SACCOOOOO!
Bystander 2- SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!
Mr Sacco- RAWR
BAR EXPLODES.

Example 2- Bruce Banner is talking to some dude

Some Dude- I totaled your cadillac yesterday.
Bruce Banner- You wouldn't like me if I was sacco.

by CREEPINxDEATH June 22, 2010

dead salmon

when the partner on the bottom does not move during intercourse. maybe throws in an occasional wiggle.

When Eva is in her home bed, she pulls the dead salmon, but if you got something for her she will grab your hips and rock your world.

by Temple House February 13, 2006

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Salmon Tail

The act of slapping the inner thighs of another person rapidly with one hand, imitating the motion of a salmon's tail swimming up-stream.

"I was standing at the bar, sipping my drink, keeping my cool, when I suddenly got salmon-tailed and was no longer able to maintain a stoic composure."

"There is nothing that breaks the ice better than giving a salmon tail"

by joojy-poojy June 8, 2012

Sacoolas

To run away or hide from ones responsibilities after carrying out or being involved in a questionable or horrible act. Often done in a despicable way & would by most be considered as evil or the actions of a coward.

She’s done a Sacoolas.

The suspect didn’t face any repercussions as they did a Sacoolas rather than face the music.

by Monkey House October 13, 2019

crowd salmon

When a group of people are all moving in one direction, like into a bar or concert, the one or two people who are moving in the opposite direction of the crowd bumping into everyone and getting in the way, like a salmon swimming upstream.

example 1:
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"

example 2:

person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"

person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"

by coolguy406 June 7, 2010