A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).
by SB+DC February 16, 2024
Get the Strumpetmug. UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023
Get the crumpet strumpetmug. The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.
Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.
Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.
Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.
Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.
“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.
by Petunia225 July 21, 2020
Get the Icing Sugar & Strumpetsmug. listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!
by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020
Get the sTRUMPetmug. by VileGay September 20, 2023
Get the Strumpet Crumpetmug. by DuckOBell February 5, 2021
Get the Strumpetmug. by Iknowthetruth666 August 13, 2016
Get the Strumpetmug.