sTRUMPet

A whore for Trump. Willing to bend over for him at any time.

listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!

by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020

Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).

(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"

by SB+DC February 16, 2024

Strumpet

a prostitute or promiscuous woman who also identifies as a crumpet (a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered).

Mary! You are such a strumpet!

by SB+DC February 16, 2024

Strumpet

It's a baby trumpet. You can't change my mind.

Recently, I bought a new strumpet. I like playing with my strumpet :DDDDDDDD

by DuckOBell February 05, 2021

strumpet city

a dwelling place of four or more strumpets or sloots

A: where is the party tonight?

B: Strumpet City!

by geronimopy January 11, 2012

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

Street Strumpet

Street strumpet is another word for whore, hooker, slut, etc

"Oh my god. Did you hear? Courtney slept with Marina's boyfriend. What a street strumpet."

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 02, 2023