me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back
my ex: ...
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back
my ex: ...
by YEET SIS October 20, 2020
Get the i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b mug.by Uniquessss February 8, 2019
Get the S.D.M mug.an acronym meaning: Damn Straight Mother Fucker Shit.
Originally used by Jan Johnson while he coached pole vaulting. He uses it to compliment a good vault. It is versatile, however, and may be used after any achievement (no matter how small).
Pronunciation is just saying the letters with a successful tone.
Originally used by Jan Johnson while he coached pole vaulting. He uses it to compliment a good vault. It is versatile, however, and may be used after any achievement (no matter how small).
Pronunciation is just saying the letters with a successful tone.
by bobbythebob December 27, 2009
Get the D.S.M.F.S. mug.The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
by idealismfosho January 4, 2010
Get the Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U mug.I bent over the sink,
to take a drink,
and my cell mate, doin' 25 to life
said "you look just like my wife"
S.M.F.G.D
to take a drink,
and my cell mate, doin' 25 to life
said "you look just like my wife"
S.M.F.G.D
by slampig 21 May 14, 2009
Get the S.M.F.G.D mug.1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.
1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!
2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"
2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"
by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011
Get the E.M.S.D. mug.In short, simply better than the best. Abbreviation for "Ditch Side Mafia". The arch nemesis of work side, and savior of pipegang and all that is good in pipeline construction. A gang of gems that work primarily on ditch side, but also have to pick up the slack on work side more often than not. Comprised of welders, helpers, spacers, and the like, they kick ass all day and get the job done.
The pussies on workside dropped the ball again, luckily D.S.M. was there to save the day.
If Gator tries coming over to ditch side one more time, D.S.M. is gonna fuck him up!
If Gator tries coming over to ditch side one more time, D.S.M. is gonna fuck him up!
by ditchsidemafia July 17, 2021
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