Runny Egg

when a man ejaculates onto a skillet, or other hot cooking surface, and sears his semen on Medium High to High for anywhere from 2-4 minutes, until desired consistency is met. Upon which the resulting, runny-egg-like substance is then fed to his partner as an entree.

Kirsten gobbled up the runny egg I cooked for her last night.

by MyDogSkip August 3, 2010

runny load

When she swallows your load and you black pepper her nose so she sneezes your load out her nose.

So you gave her a runny load!

by Jtipinwind November 11, 2017

Runny booty

Ass that jiggles no matter what tyoe of clothing you in.

Ryan:Dayum! She go a runny booty foreal.
Tyler:Nah foreal tho her shit jiggle in jeans!

by Asiahateuhoes May 23, 2023

Runny buns

A diarrhea scenario in which the stool lacks the velocity needed to properly exit the anus.

Dem runny buns got me all calling outta work tomorrow and shiz.

by Braniff Jorgensen May 29, 2018

runny rump

Synonym to diarrhea, named so for it's similarites to a runny nose.

"Dude, don't go in there for a while. I just had a case of the runny rump!"
"Ugh, dude! I'm eating!"

by GufuTaka October 18, 2007

runny cunt

A cunt with a cold,discharging cunt snot usually rancid green pus that stinks out a room.To go down on one of these would be suicide and/or dinner because of the clots.

I fuck this chick last night and she had a runny cunt.

by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

runny monkey

The runny monkey is when you take a monkey about 1.5 feet in stature. Once acquired a monkey of this size you have sex with its asshole as hard as you possibly can stretching it out and eventually killing it. Once the monkey is dead you hold it up above your head and squeeze all of the shit, blood, and guts into your mouth and drink it.

My dog's asleep so I might just opt for a runny monkey.

by RJH 3 January 18, 2008