Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018

front runner

1. A person that only likes sports teams that have won recent championships.

2. See Scholar

Scholar is such a front runner for likeing the Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, and Red Wings. What a baby humping fart licker.

by DaTroof October 25, 2003

Rez Runner

An old, beat-up car from an Indian reservation.

That nasty rez runner has no windshield and a flat tire.

by night_hawk August 8, 2003

Meta Runner

A new animated series made by SMG4 about a girl named Tari, And she is a Meta Runner. And Meta Runners have cybernetic arms that boost their gaming skills.

Person: I love Meta Runner man it's so cool.

by 0000ff000ff January 9, 2019

Runner Tits

Flat chested

She never has back aches because she has Runner Tits.

by JRMS June 14, 2004

Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 27, 2009

Runner's Depression

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression

Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.

by Mikimawse January 26, 2012