Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.
by hitting the wall March 14, 2010
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"Yeah - my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when I nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate."
by Vanoc March 12, 2010
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An individual, usually someone who couldn't find anyone else to live with, that takes up space, makes noise when you are trying to sleep, and walks in on you while you are masturbating. Luckily the roommate will typically not find it too strange if you just stay under the covers looking annoyed until he/she leaves.
by Itchyiris February 3, 2010
Get the Roommate mug.A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
by Fighterjock January 11, 2007
Get the FUCKBALL ROOMATE mug.the act of choosing a college roommate on Facebook from your school's page based on Facebook stalking and messaging said person back and forth
I'm not sure if I know who I'm rooming with. I've been roommate flirting with a couple people but none of them seem to be right.
by lizkow March 19, 2011
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Example 1: "So then I walked into his apartment and realized, 'Shoot, I've been here before. I was here last when I was hooking up with his roommate.'" Example 2: "So the two of them actually know each other." "Damn, roommate sex."
by keneticmotion December 5, 2013
Get the roommate sex mug.A person that does not live in an apartment, house, dorm room, or any other housing facility but spends a large amount of time and energy in the house and has been deemed a honorary roommate
by Brass man May 7, 2016
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