Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.

Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.

by MegaHuge June 25, 2021

Dusty Roomba

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

by Desi Dukes July 09, 2017

roomba

a dumb ass bitch who sucks up all the fun.

person 1: you're ugly
person 2: no i'm not *cries in spanish*
person 1: shut the front door up, you're such a roomba
person 2: there is no door. anyways, you can't shut a door up

by hairyella June 01, 2020

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 02, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.

I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.

by 3hourtour June 08, 2024

Gone Roomba

Cleaning the house by randomly meandering from task to task, letting what you see next direct what you clean next.

Friend #1: Dude, fantastic gathering last night, but Jesus, the place has been ghettoized!!
Friend #2: No worries- my roommate is clean freak and has already gone Roomba- he'll have it sorted in about an hour.

by Asclepius Minora August 08, 2015

upside down roomba

When you hold a girl upside down as she sucks another guys dick that's laying on the ground

Bobby: Steve had to go to the hospital cause I dropped Jenny while doing the upside down roomba

by Pussy slayer & big dick mcgee July 18, 2017