Asshole Roadblock

When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.

(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"

by Sassy Steve August 1, 2011

rockblock

a cockblock performed by placing a ring on that bitch's finger and marrying her

Like when Fred had been talking to the cute waitress at Texas Road House for weeks before he saw her hand and realized he'd been rockblocked

by deathsled November 16, 2006

roadblockhead

Someone who refuses to keep up with the traffic flow or move to the right.

I was late for work because I got stuck behind a real roadblockhead.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Rantblock

To talk over someone's impassioned rant because you don't give a flying &^$* about what they're talking about.

Person A: "!"
Person B: "SHUT THE &$#@ UP!!!"
Person A: "Why you gotta rantblock me man?"

by derwos123 October 28, 2011

Rockblocking

Preventing someone from getting a free high. Similar to cockblocking but with drugs not sex.

Hey don't be rockblocking!

Damn rockblocking mf's!
Wtf ?Why she always rockblocking me?

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 21, 2020

Amish Roadblock

When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.

Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.

by Bobbythunder May 11, 2015