roflstalin

So funny, it makes you want to launch a command economy, create a Great Purge, and be backstabbed by Hitler. Closely related to roflmao.

Joseph the Proletariat: "Communism could really work one day!"

Joe the Plumber: "roflstalin."

by Leogetti February 16, 2009

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem

rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings

me- ur a dipfuck
urmom-roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
u- :

by segjnoi December 1, 2006

roflstiltskin

1. A crack against the roflchopper and lollerskates.

2. Used derogotively as a way to say somethings funny, but the person doing it is not the reason why.

3. Any event in which someone who has been verbally abused, causes laughter and glee in onlookers.

"Roflstiltskin Batman! The Jokers choking on the Todd Rod. What happens when he gets the Todd Wad?"

"Jimmy is a roflstiltskin of a man..."

by Jeff "Puerilis/Puerilass/Frylok" Burgess June 2, 2005

ROFLes and syrup

N. Used when you need to cheer someone up. Especially through IM, email, etc.

FRIEND: Dude, I got and F in Math class.
YOU: Cheer up, have some ROFLES AND SYRUP!!!111!!!1!!
FRIEND: MMM... ROFLES! omgwtfbbq

by Andrew Fitzpatrick November 8, 2008

roflsaw

Used to describe the chainsaw bayonet on a lancer assault rifle or the act of using one in a funny or ridiculous scenario.

Proper use as a noun
Derek: I can't get kills with the hammerburst today.
Mike: lol why don't you just run up to them with the roflsaw.


Proper use as a verb
Jeff: lol this guys screwed its 5 on 1.
Matt: watch this I'm going to roflsaw him.
*matt chainsaw melees the remaining carmine*
Matt: suprize bitch you just got roflsawed!

by xxxsaphirexxx December 22, 2008

Roflsst

rolling on floor laughing somehow still typing, made up by when someone says rofl, they are somehow still typing so by adding the sst part it could be more humorous.

someone:why did the chicken cross the road?
other person: i dunno why?
someone: to get to the other side
other person:haha roflsst

by l33t$k1ll3r August 9, 2010