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Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.
I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.
by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008
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Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.
"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."
by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009
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Recession Growout

A Recession growout is when you wait a long time between hair salon visits due to the worsening economy, so your hair gets longer and unkempt.
News Reporter: Women are really cutting back on visits to the hair salon.

Girl: Yeah, instead of going to the salon every week I go once evry 3 weeks, I have what you call a Recession Growout.
by RushLife March 17, 2009
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Teenage Recession

The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.
Person 1: Man im sooo bored, nothing to do at ALL!
Person 2: Yeahh Teenage Recession...
by Rd..xD May 25, 2009
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I quit school because of recess

An identifier denoting that the speaker doesn't play games
"Close your eyes, because you can't see me…I quit school because of recess, you fucking BG!"
-Snoop Dogg
by themagicalnegro June 3, 2010
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Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.
"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"
by arransc April 13, 2013
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Recessintelligent

The act of doing something in order to spend as little as possible during a recession
Tyler set up a bunch of client lunches on the expense account because he's trying to be more recessintelligent
by Paul Wallace May 13, 2008
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