Robinson is a name that only a select few can carry. There are hundreds of conditions that must be met before one can claim Robinson as a last name. Among these are..
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robinson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robinson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robinson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robinson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
Person 1: Holy shit, look at how awesome that dude is! It looks like he's not even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robinson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robinson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
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a black man who hits baseballs very very far. and also gets made fun of by steve the pirate from dodgeball
by Kristin H October 13, 2013
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Real definition:
War Robots is a mobile game that allows you to choose from an ever-expanding list of robots and weapons. Each robot and weapon has different abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. One robot has 3 heavy hardpoints (weapon slots) and has remarkably low speed and high health, while another has 3 light hardpoints, very little health, and a lot of speed. All robots are supposed to be balanced, but some are much better than others.
There are quite a few weapons, and I will attempt to name as many as possible from memory:
Real definition:
War Robots is a mobile game that allows you to choose from an ever-expanding list of robots and weapons. Each robot and weapon has different abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. One robot has 3 heavy hardpoints (weapon slots) and has remarkably low speed and high health, while another has 3 light hardpoints, very little health, and a lot of speed. All robots are supposed to be balanced, but some are much better than others.
There are quite a few weapons, and I will attempt to name as many as possible from memory:
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A secondary school, located in Farfax County, Virginia. The largest public school in the state of Virginia, and the largest public building in Fairfax County. Mascot is the Ram (Most likely chosen simply because it starts with R). The library (called a "Media Center" for an unkown reason) is run by nazis who make the drive to one of the public libraries in the area seem well worth it. Recent addition of a Victorian style clock (thanks, but no thanks '06) in the front has the student population scratching their heads. 07's gift may be tearing it down... A certain head security staff member (named after a certain city in Ohio) enjoys blowing his favorite wistle at ppl 2 feet away from him. The official school colors are blue and gold (though the cheerleaders seem to favor the color blue in their cheers). On a side note, Robinson has the largest IB Diploma programme in the country. IB therefore I BS. Go Rams! LB sucks!
A secondary school, located in Farfax County, Virginia. The largest public school in the state of Virginia, and the largest public building in Fairfax County. Mascot is the Ram (Most likely chosen simply because it starts with R). The library (called a "Media Center" for an unkown reason) is run by nazis who make the drive to one of the public libraries in the area seem well worth it. Recent addition of a Victorian style clock (thanks, but no thanks '06) in the front has the student population scratching their heads. 07's gift may be tearing it down... A certain head security staff member (named after a certain city in Ohio) enjoys blowing his favorite wistle at ppl 2 feet away from him. The official school colors are blue and gold (though the cheerleaders seem to favor the color blue in their cheers). On a side note, Robinson has the largest IB Diploma programme in the country. IB therefore I BS. Go Rams! LB sucks!
by dhaanrireilsroemro07 October 15, 2006
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Did you see Mickey Rourke's portrayal of Randy 'The Ram' Robinson in the movie The Wrestler? It was terrific...
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