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Roasted in a Beret

The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.
Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.
by themothman1966 March 25, 2019
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Roast a marshmallow

Slang for smoking a cigarette or joint.
Roast because of the fire you need to light it and marshmallow because of the white paper of the cigarette or joint.
Let's go roast a marshmallow.

Me and Rocky roasted a couple marshmallows last night.
by YungShalom May 17, 2020
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Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.
Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.
by lerk99 March 12, 2017
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Roast beast

Creature known from the Dr. Seuss story "How the Grinch stole Christmas", where it's purpose is pretty much the same as the (poor) Christmas turkey - to be eaten.

In the motion-picture by Ron Howard and with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, it seems to have eight legs.
And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Grinch carved the roast beast!
by snoophoggyhogg September 29, 2008
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roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.
The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!
by Treecko666 March 29, 2016
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Roasting Chestnut

A holiday sex move, when dirty hot sex has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his semen temperature. He nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.
Tim: Hey Dale what are you doing christmas day?

Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.

Tim: :/
by brandon2k9 December 3, 2009
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roasted

To be utterly dissed and owned like the little bitch you are.
He didn't get pwned...he got ROASTED!!!
by kokenjr January 17, 2005
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