A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
by THE Mr. Waffle January 26, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Roadblockmug. When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.
I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.
Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.
Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.
by rollingburrito August 30, 2016
Get the Mexican-Roadblockmug. When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.
by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Roadblockmug. Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!
Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.
or
I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
or
I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
by Robert A September 18, 2005
Get the San Fran Roadblockmug. (n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!
This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010
Get the tube-sock roadblockmug. A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.
Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.
Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.
At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
Get the Saskatchewan Roadblockmug. a qoute said by dj kalheed
by the big fat rat November 14, 2023
Get the life is roadblocksmug.